Wednesday, March 23, 2011

suck it ibs!!!


fun girl, originally uploaded by saikiishiki.

No more bloating.

No more cramping.

No more pain.

No more embarrassing bouts of diarrhea*.

No more.

As it turns out it is not the obnoxious non-diagnosis of IBS, but a small intestinal bacterial overgrowth that has been plaguing my life for the last 2 years.

After a ten day (outrageously expensive) course of medication I will be cured. CURED!

SUCK IT!!!


*I feel that I should write a Missed Connections entry on Craigslist to the woman who used the bathroom after me at The Wedge today. Sorry, lady.
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5 comments:

  1. KaijaMarch 23, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    THREE CHEERS FOR THE CURE!!!

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  2. JuliaMarch 23, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    YIPEE! That's the best news anybody with IBS could get!

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  3. emilouMarch 23, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Thanks ladies!

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  4. MidwestgirlMarch 23, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    I'm happy for you and the CURE! But I gotta say, your apology to the woman at the Wedge, HILARIOUS! I love any form of poop joke or comment because I am 5 years old.

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  5. emilouMarch 23, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    I am also 5 years old. Poop is never not funny.

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